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  1. Not Meowth

    Sexual Orientation

    And the "paid" part. Or do you mean the appeal for watching/looking at it, rather than the appeal for partaking in it?
  2. Not Meowth

    Sexual Orientation

    I haven't intended to be acting about it in any way. Things have obviously gotten massively confused here, so everyone please just ignore anything I've said in this thread so far. I'll start again, and this time be more careful what I say and how I put it. ---------- I am asexual, I suppose...
  3. Not Meowth

    Sexual Orientation

    Must be the misunderstood joking statements. Sorry.
  4. Not Meowth

    Sexual Orientation

    Or, that.
  5. Not Meowth

    Sexual Orientation

    Very true, laziness is quite a large contributing fctor to mine. XD
  6. Not Meowth

    Sexual Orientation

    I must make a mental note to put "j/k" more often when I make posts that are intended as jokes, way too many things are being taken seriously... And how do you mean, you don't like my attitude? You can't accept me because I don't happen to have any sexuality?...
  7. Not Meowth

    Sexual Orientation

    Ah, OK.
  8. Not Meowth

    Sexual Orientation

    ...I don't think any of us can say otherwise... Someone's really getting the wrong impression. No way do I believe I am better than anyone. Quite the reverse. Anyway, how long has not wanting sex or being interested in girls (or guys for that matter) been arrogant?... I guess, but in those...
  9. Not Meowth

    Sexual Orientation

    Try quoting it in your sig. No. I know where my urethra is. It's kind of a 2-in-1 thing with the penis. I assumed, having never been told otherwise, that girls have a similar arrangement. For the record you could fill many books with the things I don't know about sex and genitals. Sex Ed at my...
  10. Not Meowth

    Sexual Orientation

    Not at all, no.
  11. Not Meowth

    Sexual Orientation

    Me, when I looked at your age and compared it to my own. Well? I'm sorry, I don't claim to be an expert in the female anatomy. And I didn't think, I assumed.
  12. Not Meowth

    Sexual Orientation

    I once read in a newspaper that some girl bit off her boyfriend's bottom lip while they were kissing. Therefore I have a problem with kissing. In fact I'm bloody glad I'll never get to kiss anyone. ^-^
  13. Not Meowth

    Sexual Orientation

    Really? Well, what else have you got down there then?...
  14. Not Meowth

    Sexual Orientation

    Well, it's a partial success. Amagug and WUE have been put off. No. I was speaking rhetorically.
  15. Not Meowth

    Sexual Orientation

    All thanks to me... If anyone wants me, I'll be hiding in a cave somewhere, disguised as a yak.
  16. Not Meowth

    Sexual Orientation

    I'm so happy. I've managed to single handedly destroy any prospect of a sex life anyone reading this topic will ever have ^-^ If I'm not gonna have one I'm dragging you all down with me... I've also turned this topic from a mild topic about sexual preference to an extremely mature one...
  17. Not Meowth

    Sexual Orientation

    Do you really want the pissing-organ anywhere near your general mouth area?...
  18. Not Meowth

    Sexual Orientation

    And I was just talking vaginal sex. Just think what goes on round the other side of the body...
  19. Not Meowth

    Sexual Orientation

    That's most of the point of it actually, apart from reproduction. If it wasn't good nothing would do it. (And I partly agree on the "gross" comment, if you think about it. "Hey, let's take those things we piss out of and put one inside the other. That sounds great doesn't it?")
  20. Not Meowth

    Sexual Orientation

    Or, a reversal of an existing butch-guy-rescues-useless-girl thing. Like Zelda rescuing Link from Ganondorf... somehow.
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